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I can relate #1

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Project Manager: So I have been looking at the specification you emailed over for the web app you want us to build.

Developer: 

Project Manager: You have quite the imagination!

Developer: 

Project Manager: So you want the web app to be able to authenticate with a password, or by using a social network

Developer: 

Project Manager: And you also have requested a custom form of two-factor authentication that checks to see if the person types their password at the same speed

Developer: 

Project Manager: I also see you have a preference over the type of web stack you want to use…but I have never heard of the RAMP stack??? However, we can definitely manage that!

Developer: 

Project Manager: You also want a search feature that predicts what the user is going to type when they first sign up. Doesn’t seem that difficult, aye? *looks over to developer for validation*

Developer: 

Project Manager: You also want to be lock the user in to your app by not including a “Cancel Account” button. Very clever!

Developer: 

Project Manager: I see that you want them to be able to access their email address so you can sell their details on to different companies.

Developer: 

Project Manager: Ah! I see you have heard of the Agile methodology. You say you want development to be done in sprints so you can give feedback for features as they are being built.

Developer: 

Project Manager: You have also mentioned that you want to have access to the code that was released after the sprint so your internal developers can review it.

Developer: 

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